my dad never let me borrow his fergie cd because she was lookin sexy on the cover and he didn’t want me to what? masturbate to it? well little did he know that that exact action was what turned me gay. should’ve lent me that cd, dad
i thought you were gay because your mom used to play you cher songs while you were still in the womb
i make posts up all the time i have no idea who my real parents are
oh my god i’m fucking sick of this generation’s mentality that your sadness is beautiful and somebody will fix you and all this fucking john green shit nobody will find you in a bookstore reading bukowski and want to lie with you and nobody will kiss your scars and you will not be like effie and freddie you’ve got to be your own fucking hero and surround yourself with positivity
on a scale of one to (500) days of summer how much do people completely misinterpret what you’re trying to say
romeo & juliet
The Great Gatsby
And we have a winner.
On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.
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